Cooking


4.26.2010 || 3:36 AM

So, I realized recently.. I can't cook. This isn't a matter of laziness or unwillingness. I literallycan't. You may think I'm joking when I say this, but I can burn cereal. Magical, right? I know.

I have also noticed recently that most of the people I've dated in my whole life were able to cook and were extremely proud of this. None of them, be it guy or girl, were disappointed in the fact that I some how lacked that "talent." Of course, this is probably a good thing as long as they don't take it into their own hands to try to teach me to cook. I promise that won't end well (I'll post pictures if someone is unfortunate enough to try to make me cook).

"Practice makes perfect." That's what my boyfriend told me. I've tried and failed.. and then tried and failed some more. "Practice makes perfect" certainly does not apply to cooking. At least not for me.

I can turn simple recipes into a kitchen-wide disaster. Scrambled eggs? Hah! More like TICKING TIME BOMB.
(Yes, I know my representation of a ticking time bomb egg with a wick is really retarded...)

Maybe one day I'll learn how to not completely fail at cooking. But I highly doubt it..

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